wz124120176 发表于 2024-5-16 10:23   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

1别人的老婆是这样的,老公:老婆,我想有个女儿!

老婆:嗯,我给你生一个。

我的老婆却是这样,我:老婆,我想有个女儿!

老婆:爸!

我……有个二货老婆,伤不起!

2今天逛街,我遇到了一个朋友。

他戴上墨镜,问我:是不是变帅了呢?

我:嗯,确实变帅了,露在外面的大脸变少了,怎么能不变帅呢?

朋友无语了!

3男孩第一次去女友家,回来后便一直闷闷不乐。

室友问他:“怎么了?她的父母对你不热情吗?”

男孩:“没有,她爸爸摆上棋盘要跟我下围棋,我越下越慌。”

室友不解地问:“你下得也不错呀,慌什么?”

男孩:“下着下着,她爸的棋形就呈现出房子的形状了…...…”
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