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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1语文课上,老师问:“哪位同学来举例说说知足常乐的含义?”小明高兴地说:“老师,我来。”老师微笑着说:“好的,你说!”小明:“一个男人,娶了老婆,养了小三,就应该知道够了,就应该开心了,就不要再想着小四小五了……”老师怒道:“哪里学的?去墙角站一天!”返回

2今天太开心了,又省下300多块钱。

上周电动车电瓶被偷了,今天本来想去买个电瓶装上;

结果一看,不用花钱了,电动车不见了。

3画廊里,一名女士选了很久,选中了我的画。她付钱的时候,我问她:“您买这幅画,是因为喜欢这个题材,还是因为喜欢我的作品风格?”她说:“比来比去,这幅画最宽,可以盖住我家墙上的三个洞。”

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